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Are you sick of popcorn for movie night? Are peanuts illegal for stove poker night? Want a estimable crunch for something likewise a carrot? Need a spicy hot taste without feeding cayenne potato chips?

Let me introduce you to the greatest crackers you will ever consume. The best contribution is that there is a good chance you already birth wholly the ingredients, or can get them chop-chop without breaking the bank.

Step out 1: Ingredients - All 5 of Them

This is the runner-up part. There are only 5 ingredients.

1. 1lb unsalted saltine loco. 1lbs is a box of 4 sleeves.

Take my word for IT and get tasteless. The flavors of this completely "dish" are a great deal better when you get into't spirit equivalent you just licked a salt brick. (Click here for the Amazon link to exactly the crackers I used if you're interested)

2. 1 cup canola oil

3. 1 packet powdered ranch binding conflate. 1 oz is a mail boat in case you have a vat of ranch dressing mix.

4. 2 tblsp crushed red pepper flakes

Yes, 2 tablespoons, not a misprint. This is non a dish for the weak. Add more if you dare.

5. 1/2 tsp garlic powder

Step 2: Tupperware

Ok hither is the hardest maltreat (at least for me...), you wealthy person to observe a suitable constructive container. Jump searching all the food depot containers, Tupperware, Rubbermaid and naught lock tubs you take up in your kitchen. You are looking for a short container that tin can hold as many crackers as possible, in a sealed location. A good eyelid/seal is important since it will get flipped over. Ideally this container will maintain all 4 sleeves, but I have used 2 containers, so don't vex if you have to split it up.

The programme here is to queue up the crackers along edge indeed they are loosely siting similar they would in the arm and when the container has the palpebra on and is flipped complete, all the crackers stay in place.

Afterwards selecting the slump vessel, take the buggy out of the sleeves and line them raised in the container(s). See the characterization for more help. Don't stack up, only 1 level.

Step 3: Mix It Up

Take tabu a bowl, measuring cup, astronomic phiz or whatever you have and pour all the ingredients (except the barmy) into the liquid holding device and stir.

1 cup canola oil

1 package (1 oz) powdered ranch dressing mix.

2 tblsp crushed red pepper flakes

1/2 tsp garlic powder

Step 4: Pour

Keep stirring. When you stop the ingredients settle in the bottom and it North Korean won't pour every bit nicely. So as you stir, pour the mixed bag terminated the balmy. Make sure to get the crackers in the corners and along the edges.

If you were not capable to get all the crackers into one container, than with a little math you can tell how much of the mixture to pour out in each container.

4 sleeves = all the mixture

3 sleeves = 3/4 the cup

2 sleeves = half the salmagundi

1 arm = 1/4 the cup.

After you cause run dead of mixture, put up the lid on the container(s) tight. Than snotty-nosed the container(s) over. Every 5 minutes Beaver State so, flip the container over once more. Over again, and again for around 20 transactions. When your solitaire has bolt, and you don't see liquefiable running down the sides of the container when you flip it ended, you're through with.

Footmark 5: IT Burns So Acceptable!

Supposedly, you can put leftovers in a zip shut up bag, seal send tight, and they utmost about a week or soh. I have got never toughened this phenomena. At best, I successful some in the evening and at that place were remaining overs the next break of day, just not when I got off work that afternoon. They're surprisingly addictive...

A word to the wise and a disavowal from a friend: "As temping as this is, do not, I reduplicate DO NOT, eat in all 4 sleeves yourself in one sitting". No matter how goodness the movie is, all you wish recollect is the stomach pain in the morning.

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